Dear Don’t Do That;
My baby won’t take a nap. He keeps smiling and gurgling. What should I do?
Sincerely, Vexed in Vegas.
Find out what his favorite coffee is then call him on the phone and tell him that you're eating a jar of mashed bananas and having a cup of it RIGHT NOW! Oh and tell him PS: gurgle, gurgle.
Sincerely, Don’t Do That