Don't Do That (1 of 3) . . .

Dear Don’t Do That;
A friend of mine said something mean that really hurt my feelings. What should I do?
Sincerely, Steamed in Florida

Dear Steamed;
Find out what her favorite coffee is then call her on the phone and tell her you’re having a cup of it RIGHT NOW!
Sincerely, Don’t Do That

Don't Do That 2 of 3 . . .

Dear Don't Do That;

My 6 year old little boy is misbehaving. What should I do?

Sincerely, Hot in Texas

Dear Hot;
Find out what his favorite coffee is then go to McDonald’s call him on the phone and tell him that you’re having a happy meal and a cup of it RIGHT NOW!

Sincerely Don’t Do That

Don't Do That 3 of 3 . . .

Dear Don’t Do That;
My baby won’t take a nap. He keeps smiling and gurgling. What should I do?
Sincerely, Vexed in Vegas.

Dear Vexed;
Find out what his favorite coffee is then call him on the phone and tell him that you're eating a jar of mashed bananas and having a cup of it RIGHT NOW! Oh and tell him PS: gurgle, gurgle.
Sincerely, Don’t Do That