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Showing posts with label coffee me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coffee me. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

coffee me please . . .

There are those who can tell -
When I ain't had no coffee . . .
Those who know me well -
know -
When I ain't had no coffee . . .
When they see me LOOK -
Like I ain't had no coffee . . .
They run away real quick -
and GETS ME SOME COFFEE!

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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Friday, August 7, 2009

Coffee me please . . .

I'm ready for my coffee Mr. DeMille . . .


photo from 'I Can Has Cheezburger'

Coffee me please . . . part 2

The Three Other Tenors . . .
'Chocolate-tized, raison-nized,
chunky peanut butter-rized latte!'

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Coffee me please . . .

Hey butter brains! You got it all wrong! What I said was "Yo . . . get up off your poached eggs and bring me a cup of coffee!"
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Monday, August 3, 2009

Coffee me please . . . part 2

Luke . . . since you're going to McDonald's get me a senior citizen's coffee and two apple pies. This time make sure my pies are not on the dark side. Search your feelings Luke . . . you know this to be true . . . sometimes the pies are on the dark side . . .

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Coffee me please . . .

'Good morning Arabica my little cappuccino.' 'Good morning my sweet, sweet expresso Macchiato.'

http://www.flickr.com/photos/floridapfe/1238039379/

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Coffee me please . . .

Mr. Kent now that I know that you are not Superman - and those are just your 'Starbucks Pajamas' - why don't we go to Starbucks and get two 'amaretto - hazelnut - decaf cappuccinos' . . . !

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Coffee me please . . .

Luke . . . don't be frightened! When you push one of these buttons you get a blueberry - cinnamon swirl - decaf cappuccino!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Coffee me please . . .

Listen hear sister, I bought you plenty of curtains so that you could make those pretty little dresses you're so fond of wearing. The least you could do is make me a 'pecan supreme - raspberry squared - macadamia nut cappuccino . . .'

Coffee me please . . .


From the Book 'Letters From Cezanne's Mama'
Dear Cezanne,
Didn't I teach you better? The least you could do is paint me drinking a cup of 'chocolate mint - creamed coconut - whipped butter rum - decaf cappuccino'. Luv ya . . .
Signed Ma

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Coffee me please . . .


Harvey I was in labor for 192 hours delivering your big-headed baby Banana-lonius Tyranius! If you loved me the least you could do is get me a 'cinnamon swirl - almond roasted hazelnut -dutch chocolate cappuccino' . . .!

I do love you Gladys and little 'BLT'. I'll be right back . . .

Coffee me please . . .

"Timmy quick!  Get me a catfish sandwich, a fry and a large cup of coffee!"


Saturday, July 25, 2009

Coffee me please . . .

. . . excuse me . . . Mr. Degas said that he would like a 'caramel-brazilian nut-english toffee-bing cherry-mocha latte'. Thank you . . .

Friday, July 24, 2009

Coffee me please . . .

Ummm . . . this smells like a cinnamon-caramel-hazelnut- dutch chocolate-mocha-latte!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Coffee me please . . .

Yummmm . . . this tastes like a steamed milk-heavy amaretto-chocolate-with whipped cream decaf cappuccino . . .